Below was gathered from emails sent to the staff at BattleTrek.
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Top 10 FAQ
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1. Why does your site suck so bad?
2. Are you retarded?
3. You claim this site to be the real accounts of a crew deep in space, isn't it just a comic?
4. Why do the officers pick on the Redshirts so much?
5. Why does the crew look kinda Southparkish, is it a ripoff?
6. Isn't this just a ripoff of Star Trek?
7. Are you a Trekkie?
8. Is that really a picture of you?
9. Can I get a drawing?
10. I am a totally hot, morally casual girl, and would like to go aboard the U.S.S Ed Begley Jr. next time it makes it to Earth. Can I?
1. Why does your site suck so bad?
Oh. Well we wrote it in a very basic HTML editor. By "We" I mean I, and by "Basic HTML editor" I mean notepad. So it doesn't have all
the fanciness of Dreamweaver. Soooorry!
2. Are you retarded?
Very good question. I am gonna go with my gut on this one and say no. Though i must tell you, every single time I have gone with
it, I have been wrong.
3. You claim this site to be the real accounts of a crew deep in space, isn't it just a comic?
No. It's real, and I really got left here! I am the only redshirt of the crew that has never set foot on the ship.
4. Why do the officers pick on the Redshirts so much?
Because we are more worthless than a diarrhea coverd toothpick.
5. Why does the crew look kinda Southparkish, is it a ripoff?
Firstoff that's 2 questions. Second, the images are beamed directly from the Begley Jr. via superlightspeed
communications and have to be set to low resolution to make the trip. The resolution compensators were programmed using a glorified MS Paint.
You end up with a bunch a circles and lines any way you shake it. Any more questions smarty pants?!
6. Isn't this just a cartoonish Star Trek?
Well one might think so, if they were a douchebag. BattleTrek happens to take place in the present and the crew are
big fans of Star Trek and other sci fi shows. So shut up!
7. Are you a Trekkie?
Set phasers to hell yeah!
8. Is that really a picture of you in the About Us page?
Yes. But a couple months ago.
9. Can I get a drawing or rendering of the crew?
Sure. Send me a self addressed stamped envelope and i'll send you a drawing. It's gonna suck. You might as well grind up
some graphite, sniff it with some pepper, then sneeze on a piece of paper. That's about the quality of my quick drawings.
But, yeah i'll do it.
10. I am a totally hot, morally casual girl, and would like to go aboard the U.S.S Ed Begley Jr. next time it makes it to Earth. Can I?
This is obviously our most frequent question. But yes, send yourself in a self addressed stamped envelope and we will see what we can do.
11. Why is you spelling and punctuation so bad.
See question 1. Get to the chopper!
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