"Us" is me. Your friendly neighborhood web developer and generally awesome guy. I was hired by Captian Magnum
and given the rank of redshirt. Sure its the lowest of the low but I have high hopes that with enough visitors
to this site, the Captain will take notice and promote me. I am after all, the crew's only bridge to mankind.
A little about me. I have little to no web development experience. I mean I just flat out suck. Slap a helmet
on a retarded lemur and it would make a better site than me. I lied on my resume to the Captain and my only
job before this one was laying on my mom's couch trying to keep the cheese puffs outa my bellybutton.
I have dreams where I carry a broadsword on horseback through the woods on my way to save a hot princess, but
the reality is I could barely lift one and I am scared of horses.
I live, and our server is in, the pacific northwest. I believe someday all people will use reeses peanutbutter
cups instead of hershey's bars in their smores and flowers are pretty.
So click around and visit my adds, cause pay for a redshirt is right above that of someone selling jars of toe
lint at a craft fair. Say hi to the Cap an the crew and they may even say hi back. They are always checkin their
social network and tweetin crap.
Love,
Logan Durgen
Rank: redshirt
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